☎ INCOMING CALL FROM RAVI

HELLO SIR,YOU HAVE BEEN$KAMMED.

The memecoin run out of cubicle 4B. Ravi is on the line — press 1 to moon, press 2 for Lambo, press 9 to speak with his manager (also Ravi).

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Ravi the $Skammer at his call center desk
"Sir, do not hang up!"
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THE LEGEND OF RAVI

#1

The Headset

Forged in the fluorescent glow of Cubicle 4B. Never removed. Not even for chai.

#2

The Script

“Hello sir, this is Microsoft calling about your computer.” A masterpiece of literature.

#3

The Coin

$Skammer is the on-chain monument to every refund you never received.

LIVE STATS

LIVE SIR
Contract Address
2NEydF7WdzhL7quputx9cSCXXiqabVj27B86YZtQSCAM
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HOW TO GET $KAMMED

  1. 1

    Get a Wallet

    Phantom or MetaMask. Do NOT share your seed phrase with Ravi.

  2. 2

    Fund It

    Buy SOL/ETH on any exchange and send to your wallet.

  3. 3

    Swap for $SKAMMER

    Open Jupiter / Uniswap, paste the contract, swap.

  4. 4

    Hold & Cope

    Diamond hands. Ignore Ravi's follow-up calls.

☎ RAVI IS HOLDING THE LINE

THE LINE IS OPEN, SIR.

Don't keep Ravi waiting. The community is LIVE on X — memes, alpha, and at least one guy named Ravi.

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